Steve Moorman
Your Nexus host! I secretly want to be Jack Bauer on the FOX show "24" (though I could do without being
tortured.) That job is apparently filled though, so I'm spending my free time eating with the lunch bunch and
writing for this website. I've been known to play cards.
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Frits Levenbach
Frits Levenbach might deny it, but he's actually a Dutch super-secret
special agent. His ties to the CIA are still being investigated, but he
does sleep on a mattress full of various foreign currencies. Along with
sleeping, Frits also breaks bricks and boards with his bare hands, all
while appearing quite ordinary.
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Traci Post
Traci Post could easily use a team of trained monkeys to help her with all her projects and ideas. She was
going to give that plan a try, but all the monkeys ran off one afternoon and there just hasn't been
time to replace them. Since then, Traci has toyed with
selling her efficient but proven self-torture techniques to an interested foreign government.
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Albert Lam
Albert Lam is best known for surviving being thrown off the roof of the Sun building in Palo Alto. Since then,
he's been a little "off," but that could have been an existing condition. Besides that, Albert is known for
eating lunch and for being heavily armed. You might not be able to tell by looking at him, but Albert Lam has no chi.
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Dan Shahin
Dan Shahin is a rampant capitalist. If you're not careful, he might sell you the clothes that you're
already wearing. Besides selling things, I'm pretty sure that he's planning on taking over the entire
world with a "giant laser" of some sort. He has a fixation with shelves, display cases and the diet Coke
with lime.
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Lindsey Williams
If you meet Lindsey Willimas, don't wast time! You probably only have about five minutes before
she needs to be somewhere else. Most likely, she needs to go buy some airline tickets or she
could be in the middle of packing. She has also been known to work on projects early in the morning,
sometimes while eating scones.
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John Davis
Don't judge John Davis by his collection of Dukes of Hazard action
figures or his near-complete set of Jerry Springer tapes. He's actually doing research for a book
about rocket scientists who live in trailers. He has developed a small but fervent fan base
with his patented exits from the lunch table.
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Tiffany Evans
Tiffany questions my lifestyle and pushes my buttons, but she's blond and from
Texas which pretty much means she can get away with anything. Apparently being
from Texas goes a long way when you want to get away with things (See George Bush.)
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Bibi Ansari
Bibi Ansari knows everyone. Really. Even if you think you don't know her, you're probably her cousin. When
she isn't working on her social calendar, she's busy memorizing all the landmarks
between here and Marin. Bibi's superpowers include heating up leftovers and finding
cheap gas.
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Rob Iannacone
When Rob Iannacone isn't blowing on things, he's either wandering through the empty rooms in his house or
watching one of his many televisions. He's a loyal member of the lunch bunch, knows all the Seinfeld
references and often thinks about his blue truck.
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Elaine Miyake
Elaine Miyake might have been a cleaning lady in a former life. When she comes
in to work, she hits that office with enough disinfectant to kill a small dog.
Besides being clean, she also knows several secret handshakes and she has a
minor napkin fetish.
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Cynthia Mendonza
Cynthia is everyone's favorite delicate flower. Don't let the image fool you though,
because her gritty upbringing on the dirty streets of Modesto gave her just
enough of an edge to hang out with us. She's a great source of
Gary Condit and Scott Peterson trivia.
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Greg Bennett
Greg is clearly a dangerous guy. He has crashed on a surf board, been crashed
into in his new car, and while on his bike he has hit an open door, been hit by a car
and wiped out into a pile of participants during a bike race. And he thought the "P"
was going to get him down...
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Cheryl Moorman
Cheryl wanted to be a race car driver when she grew up, but when that didn't work
out she decided to get a house really far away from her job so she could keep her
driving skills up. She actually doesn't spend much time in her own house, but she's
happy as long as her cell phone has good reception.
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Steve Rebozzi
Steve Rebozzi has almost become many things in his life, but the one job that
seemed to stick was becoming a dad. Let's see him get out of that one!
If he ever becomes a lawyer, he'll probably
sue the hell out of me for giving him bad ideas.
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Mike Bell
Mike Bell doesn't seem like he has much to say. Get him talking about
Cleveland though, and you have quite a problem on your hands. I caught on to
his twisted mind games, so he lost over 100 pounds to fool me. He still
owes me one million dollars.
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Jeff Stolzoff
Jeff met me in grade school, but with years of hard work and tenacity he was able to overcome this obstacle.
If he hadn't left, I'm sure that we would still be playing tennis and riding bikes to the arcade.
Could his happiness and success be proof that moving far from me is some barometer of success. I don't
think so!
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